NewsYou’re Nearly There, the Christian sex-ed book that advises you share wet dreams with your parents Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
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NewsSpecial Report: Jay Leno has always destroyed what he wants in the process of acquiring it Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
NewsCute kitty pix were pretty much the first thing Americans came up with at the dawn of mass media Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
News‘Why European Women Are Lousy in Bed’ and other insights from 1966’s Companion magazine Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
NewsAdvice books you shouldn’t give as gifts: Is He Straight? and Losing Your Job Could Be a Blessing in Disguise Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
NewsToybox of terror: 12 homemade toys sure to frighten kids and anger God Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
NewsHallmark’s old-school list of what girls can be: model, actress, mom Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
News‘These animals make a peculiarly plaintive cry when molested in any way’: 1901’s amazing, disturbing Living Animals of the World Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
NewsArizona junk shop artist A. Brady hates Muslims, links John Wayne Gacy to the Democratic Party Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
NewsIn the ’70s bloodiest men’s adventure novel, Johnny Rock wants to feed your junk to the rats Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
NewsWisdom from Left Behind creator Tim LaHaye: The virtuous woman submits to her man, holds Tupperware parties Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
NewsSnot Noel, ovarian panchos and other godawful ’70s crafts for Christmas Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
NewsLionel Richie: Marvel Superhero & other horrors from America’s worst coloring books Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
NewsDoes the Harlequin Romance Unicorn Vengeance boast the worst sentence ever published in English? Mayhap! Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
News‘The School of Tomorrow,’ Miss Teenage America vs. hippies, and other wisdom from Boys’ Life circa 1968 Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
NewsRush Limbaugh’s grandma’s ghastly Jell-O salad and 9 other Studies in Crap finds to be thankful for Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
NewsCrap or Not? 1983’s Am I Normal? is the bonerific guide to your changing body Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
NewsCircus clowns: Source of mortal terror, or just deeply, deeply unsettling? Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
NewsBefore porn could admit it was porn: 1969’s astonishing A Man’s Pictorial Guide to Feminine Hygiene (NSFW, duh) Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
NewsThe day American women were no longer NSFW: 1974’s A Paycheck of Your Own Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
News‘Christ is the Star of all Star Wars’: Apocalyptic predictions from a long time ago and a mind far, far away Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
NewsCanadian sex-ed comics are, like everything Canadian, hilariously reasonable Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
News’70s wives ask themselves, ‘When was the last time I expressed pleasure in our sex life?’ and so much more Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
News‘Lara Croft is always game for water sports’: Freaky sex in kids’ books, starring Jack Frost & Tinky Winky Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
NewsOur alien moon base, Gerald Ford’s pedophilia, and 20 other unlikely claims from The Untold History of America Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
NewsBefore porn ruled your lives: Meet the boyish beefcake of Young Physique magazine Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
News‘We must always be on guard against fire’ & other phrases you probably won’t need on your trip to Korea Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
News1939’s best love advice: to combat ‘sex ignorance,’ learn to pleasure your bride in both positions Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
NewsThe Kansas college newspaper that misspelled its own name … and almost got your Crap Archivist arrested Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
NewsI am the body, I am the blood, I am dessert: 1970’s most astonishing cakes Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
News‘Nobody Wanted His Popcorn’: Five hilariously sad inspirational magazine covers Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
NewsOld Testament sex advice: ‘The Bible is concerned about the husband’s attitude toward his wife’s breasts’ Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
News, PoliticsAn awkward half hour with Wayne Briscoe, candidate for Dennis Moore’s congressional seat Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
NewsHot Ozark love advice: dump your true love, avoid ‘buck fever,’ make a date of assembling a first aid kit Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
NewsThe mastermind behind Junction City’s Obama-hatin’ billboard speaks! Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
NewsDid a model slip his junk into the 1975 Sears catalog? You make the call! Alan Scherstuhl, March 17, 2011
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