Rush Limbaugh’s grandma’s ghastly Jell-O salad and 9 other Studies in Crap finds to be thankful for

​Each Thursday your Crap Archivist has brought you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap discovered in the thrift stores, estate sales, and antique malls of America.

Today, as we reflect on this nation and its great bounty, let’s tip our gravy boats to the one industry that can never be outsourced: our tireless production of the useless, the senseless, and the utterly crappy.

So here’s 10 slices to be thankful for, straight from the first two and a half years of Crap Archiving.