‘Butt Prints in the Sand’: The self-help book that’s just like The Secret, but with ass metaphors

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Butt Prints in the Sand

Author: Sam Glenn

Date: 1999

Publisher: Yakadoo Publishing, Naperville, IN

Discovered at: Trinity Lutheran Church garage sale, Mission, KS

The Cover Promises: When there was one set of butt prints, Giant Sam Glenn carried you.

Representative Quotes:

“We need to make footprints in the sands of life, and stop making butt prints! WE NEED TO GET UP!”

“We will make mistakes and fail, but BLAMING the government, the weather, or anything else does not get us to Candy Land (our dreams).”