A real-world XXL … or a NASCAR medium?

Yes, there’s an adult behind this T-shirt.

​Behold the magnificence of this dress-length T-shirt spotted at Vanity Fair, the Lee and Wrangler Jeans store out at the Legends Shopping Center. The shirt promotes Lowe’s, a chain of hardware stores you can see from space, and Jimmie Johnson, which I believe is a brand of sausages.

The shirt is sized “Medium.”

That’s a full-sized grown-up hoping the wind doesn’t catch it, fill it like a sail, and carry her off to Oz.

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