Did a model slip his junk into the 1975 Sears catalog? You make the call!

Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power.

Sears Catalog, Fall/Winter 1975

Discovered at: Handed down by my grandmother, who treasured it. Seriously.

The Cover Promises: You should have bought these clothes, hoarded them for 35 years, and then opened a vintage shop.