Before porn could admit it was porn: 1969’s astonishing A Man’s Pictorial Guide to Feminine Hygiene (NSFW, duh)

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​Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power.

A Man’s Pictorial Guide to Feminine Hygiene

Author: None listed

Date: 1969

Publisher: Pendulum Pictorials, Los Angeles

Discovered at: KCMO estate sale

The Cover Promises: “Some men go through their entire life without ever seeing a woman douche.”

Representative Quotes:

“In subsequent intercourse, the penis of her partners rammed the long-forgotten tampon into the vaginal wall so often an irritation developed.” (page 82).

Maria G.:’I douche after every guy, use all the nice smelling stuff and go back out with a complete clothing change. I know there are some gals who don’t even change their panties after a screwin’, but they’re dying out, thank goodness.’ (page 40)

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