Naked tween essayists and other terrible ideas from mid-’90s nudist magazines

Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power.

Seven issues of The American Sunbathing Association Bulletin

Date: 1992 to 1996

Discovered at: Overland Park estate sale that included noting else odd whatsoever

Like cockfighters and Tea Party protesters, America’s nudists spend a lot of time insisting that their batshit hobby is a natural and wholesome expression of our most vital freedoms. Your Crap Archvist has nothing against the olds gathering together in isolated compounds to let their freak sacs fly.