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If Roast Beef Could Fly and Leading With My Chin
Date: 2004; 1996
Publisher: Harper Collins; Simon & Schuster
Discovered at: Goodwill
The Covers Promise: The intimate thoughts of a man with no apparent capacity for self-investigation
Hey, Can You Tell Which Quote Comes From the Book for 4-Year-Olds?
“As you can probably tell from my burger story earlier, I have a deep love for meat, and it began early.”
“Ironic but true: McDonald’s was responsible for my career in comedy.”