Archives: February 2009

These Arms Are Snakes

It’s hard to pinpoint exactly when hardcore bands started broadening their musical palettes, but Seattle quartet These Arms Are Snakes renders it a moot exercise. With ex-Botch (and current Russian Circles) bassist Brian Cook anchoring much of the band’s songwriting, These Arms pushes the evolution of post-hardcore into uncharted territory. Along with like-minded innovators such as Isis and Portugal the…

Rufus Wainwright

What are we to make of Rufus Wainwright? The faaabulous piano crooner is seemingly on the fast track to Vegas with his recent Judy Garland tribute album and an impending opera with a French libretto. Fans who fell in love with Wainwright’s first two albums of rococo pop might feel a little put off by his sudden — though wholly…

The Pretenders

Some would argue that the Pretenders ceased to exist 25 years ago after the deaths of guitarist James Honeyman Scott and bassist Pete Farndon. Even Chrissie Hynde admits that recordings like “Brass in Pocket” are a far cry from the Pretenders’ recent Americana-tinged efforts. With a revolving backing crew, Hynde has remained an icon in the eyes of her fans,…

Flogging Molly

In its 15 years, Flogging Molly has grown in size, scope, skill and acclaim, mining an Irish punk sound reminiscent of a less besotted Pogues. The group’s live performances are rousing epiphanies fueled by the resilient blend of punky guitar, trilling violin and ringing mandolin to leaven frontman Dave King’s dark anxious meditations. Whether considering squalid “Life in a Tenement…

Black Milk

Producers who rap, and rappers who produce, are a bit like two-sport athletes. Most wish they could do both. Few can. Fewer still are those in the ticket-holding audience who profit from the effort. Bo Jackson’s hip injury and subsquent retirement left the the Oakland Raiders reeling for the better part of the 1990s. Kanye West, the Deion Sanders of…

Gone 11 years, Kristie Stremel and the original lineup of the meteoric ’90s band Exit 159 are returning to Earth

The original members of Exit 159 sit facing one another at a studio in Kansas City’s Crossroads District, their instruments 6 feet away. They’ve been joined by their old tour manager, Aaron Weber. They’re smiling. “The first rehearsal was a huge relief,” bandleader Kristie Stremel says. “Everyone still knew the songs!” This is the third rehearsal for the band’s two…

When the economy batters restaurants, new restaurateurs go for the safe and familiar

A couple of friends of mine recently got into an impassioned argument about the state of restaurants in this dismal economy. “The old model just won’t work anymore,” one of them insisted. “The days of fine dining are all over. No one wants to go to those restaurants anymore. They can barely afford to eat at Chipotle!” I refused to…

Fired Up

It’s worth noting how particularly abhorrent a movie like Fired Up is. Not content to be just another dumb high-school flick, it’s actually teaching young, virginal viewers to treat women like stupid, submissive slut-cattle for the rest of their lives. Bored of banging every last chick in school, horny football studs Shawn (Nicholas D’Agosto) and Nick (Eric Christian Olsen) ditch…

Michael Cross ventures through the looking glass — some

Design exhibitions can be dicey affairs. If a gallery focuses solely on an object or a fashion designer’s products, it can end up looking like a showroom. At the Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art, British designer Michael Cross applies his conceptual sensibilities to the gallery as a whole experience, attempting to redefine the space as a laboratory of sorts. The result,…

MET finds comedy in murder, and UMKC finds something new in Dickens

Out on Blue Parkway, in a squat, sorry building that looks like a carpet store, there’s a club named Funky Town. Inside hangs a cheesy glow-in-the-dark cityscape. The highlight of any night blown dancing in this silliest of places: When “Funkytown” plays, those cartoon buildings are rigged to dance. Why do I bring this up? As my eyes tried to…

True true blood: As pop culture sucks on myths, some real Kansas City vampires tell their stories

Excerpt from the Real-Vampires Community Alliance Guide to Safer Bloodletting, written by Sylvere: Before you begin, you should prepare a first-aid kit. Include antiseptic mouthwash, antibacterial ointment or spray for aftercare; Band-Aids or another brand of sterile bandages for punctures and small cuts; nonstick, sterile gauze pads and medical tape for larger wounds; and latex gloves. You should also purchase…

What was the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City doing as the housing market went insane?

The Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City loves to tell its story. Last summer, the bank’s public affairs department published a commemorative history, Confidence Restored. The bank also commissioned a film. It’s a fancy production. In addition to generic images of Midwestern values (horseback riding, ball games), local actors portray the long-dead governors and businessmen who made Kansas City seem…

Here’s a serious answer to a serious pinche problem

Dear Mexican: What is the deal with Mexican denial when it comes to dealing with child sexual abuse? I know counselors who tell me that it’s a big problem trying to get Mexican families to admit and confront this. In my own experience, I have seen my Mexican relatives be more concerned over the fact that their son was certainly…

Letters from the week of February 19

Letters: “There’s the Rub,” January 29 Read It and Wipe Thanks to The Pitch for sharing the wonderful comments from KC’s anal-hygiene cop Eric Orth. Here’s a guy who criticizes the wardrobe police while busily documenting what brand of tissue his “people” use to clean their backsides. Do you watch these folks on the throne, Eric, or just do post-game…

Killa City: Police shoot man who allegedly charged them with a knife

Carlos Rosa’s girlfriend told detectives that her boyfriend “wanted to die a violent death as his murdered father did.” Court records say Rosa almost got his death wish in the early morning hours of February 10. The records say Rosa charged Kansas City Police officers with a large silver knife at an apartment building at 524 Maple Blvd. Rosa allegedly…

Killa City: Man charged with hydroponics store robbery and murder

Robbing a hydroponics store for grow lights isn’t a great plan for a heist. Robbing it with a stun gun when the shopkeeper is packing a revolver — even worse. The story gets much worse for 17-year-old Nikkolas Mata, who Jackson County prosecutors are charging him second-degree murder, attempted robbery and armed criminal action. Court documents allege that Mata and…

Today’s lunch special is…

Yes, I’ve definitely become more frugal lately, but I never used to be the kind of person who walked by a listing of daily specials in front of a restaurant and thought, “Hey, I think I’ll order that.” In fact, I was typically the one who refused to order whatever the special du jour might be, if only out of…

Hav-An-Eggroll

File this under “Places I Wish I Had Eaten When I Had The Chance — Before It Was Too Late.” My friend Bob was a huge fan of the old-fashioned drive-in, Hav-A-Snack at 2641 Van Brunt Avenue. He insists they used to sell the most delicious cheeseburgers on the city’s east side. Now I’m not sure if Hav-A-Snack ever had…

Missouri congressman not-so-secretly likes economic stimulus bill he voted against

You know what Missouri U.S. Rep. Blaine Luetkemeyer likes? The economic stimulus bill he voted against. Talking Points Memo points out the hypocrisy of Luetkemeyer and three of his fellow House Republicans, who have been taking credit for the plan, which every GOP member in their chamber voted against. KTVO says: Luetkemeyer said the project is considered ‘shovel ready’ and…

Mission, Kansas’ dome home

Check out this cool photo of (I’m guessing) the only dome home in Mission, Kansas. Apartment Therapy’s Sarah Rae snapped this pic of the place (it’s just off Interstate 35 and Lamar) and promises a future tour of the place. I can’t wait. Update: Anonymous is right. The dome is actually a video production company called DHTV Productions. Check them…

Rooftop Vigilantes’ tour truths are stranger than fiction.

By RICHARD GINTOWT Wherever the Rooftop Vigilantes go, hilarity seems to follow. The Lawrence garage-pop outfit hit the road this month for a cross-country tour. We checked in with guitarist and singer Zach Campbell en route to Cleveland, and he relayed the following highlights from what’s turned out to be a zany tour. Missoula, Montana – “There was this coked-out…