Archives: July 2011

Tonya Green hit with three felony charges for setting her boyfriend on fire

Here’s another good reason to run your next Match.com date’s name through the Missouri online court system. KC’s Tonya M. Green, 44, is probably newly single now that she’s been hit with three felony charges — including two counts of assault in the first degree and one count of armed criminal action — because she lit her boyfriend of four…

Florida Marlins’ Logan Morrison gets attacked by a praying mantis

Earlier this season, Kansas City native and Florida Marlins outfielder Logan Morrison came under fire from team brass for his frank and mildly controversial tweeting habits. But during a game on Monday, he was getting crap from a different source. A giant praying mantis was hanging out in the Marlins’ dugout, then it went nuts on Morrison, who appropriately freaked…

Love fair food? It’s fare game this week at the Wyandotte County Fair

It’s back! After a two-year sabbatical, the Wyandotte County Fair is back in business. The 125-year-old county fair lost its longtime location five years ago when the county’s Unified Government sold the property — the setting for the fair since 1953 — to Schlitterbahn Waterpark. The fair inaugurated its new location, at 13700 Polfer, on Tuesday evening. And from a…

Some guy in Boston says the Royals are like an underperforming Applebee’s

Hey, look at this! A Boston Red Sox fan (and alleged comedian) named Nick Stevens, who has a sports-crazed alter ego named Paul “Fitzy” Fitzgerald, came up with a novel idea for a sports commentary. He recorded himself shining new light on an underexamined fact of baseball: The Royals aren’t a very good team, and they haven’t been for some…

William Norris, Clay County Auditor, sure has posed for a lot of mug shots

Quick bit of advice for aspiring politicians: If you’ve posed for a mug shot on five different occasions, elected office may not be the right fit. Russ Ptacek’s five-minute piece on Clay County Auditor William Norris aired on KSHB Channel 41 last night. The segment opens with Norris, wearing a pink shirt and shorts, making a U-turn and bolting out…

PBS launches new food portal with Fresh Tastes blog

Gorgeous shots of food? Check. Recipes that appear slightly daunting but manageable on the weekends? Check. A tone that is somewhere between didactic and overenthusiastic? Check. The Fresh Tastes blog is the first part of a new venture from PBS — a food portal that will bring together recipes and content from their national and regional shows. Because America is…

What two foods have you combined to make a single, better food?

Sometimes unlikely foods make great buddies — pleasing your taste buds in ways you wouldn’t expect. I’ll admit I had no idea that peanut butter and ground chuck (perhaps best represented in the Wheel Inn Drive-In’s guberburger) could blissfully exist in a hamburger bun until six months ago. And slightly warm cookies and homemade ice cream, the freshest version of…

Kauffman Stadium to host world-record massage attempt

Today in news that sounds sort of gross but really isn’t gross, I guess, comes word that Massage Envy is organizing a Guinness World Record attempt for most massages given at one time this fall. Scheduled for Sept. 17 at 6 p.m. at the K, massage therapists from all across this great land are invited to come and rub down…

James Kemp hit with eight felony counts in Trolley Trail attacks

%{}% For the last two months, Waldo has been reliving some of the old familiar tension that was in the air when the “Waldo rapist” was breaking into women’s homes. Two sexual assaults along the Trolley Trail were reportedly tied to the same man. Today, Jackson County prosecutors announced multiple felony counts against the person they think is responsible. James…

Sam Mellinger on AEG: They’ve given up on Kansas City

If you’re still clinging to the hope that Sprint Center will be the home of an NHL or NBA team, it might be time to give up. Despite AEG’s optimistic spin seven years ago that another big-league team would be KC-bound, the chances of an anchor tenant moving in are all but gone. The latest proof that Sprint Center will…

Sade, with John Legend, last night at Sprint Center

Last evening at the Sprint Center, the lead singer changed into four different outfits. More than a couple of times, the band transported itself to the stage via elevator risers through trap doors. The show also featured a number of multimedia elements; at one point, everyone in the band exited the stage, and a moody, faux-noir video was shown. The…