Kauffman Stadium to host world-record massage attempt

Today in news that sounds sort of gross but really isn’t gross, I guess, comes word that Massage Envy is organizing a Guinness World Record attempt for most massages given at one time this fall.

Scheduled for Sept. 17 at 6 p.m. at the K, massage therapists from all across this great land are invited to come and rub down some stranger in the parking lot. See? That sounds bad.

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