Archives: March 2009

Breakfast Buffet: Monday, 3/09

%{}% The reason Boulevard chose aluminum bottles over cans. There’s some business speak and the wonderful phrase “cost-prohibitive.” Basically, Boulevard says it ain’t going to do cans for a long time. What a great weekend road trip: driving to St. Louis, spending some quality time there and picking up beers not available in the state of Missouri, like Dogfish Head….

Daily Briefs: Maybe you’re taking the DMV for granted.

%{}% Yay for the DMV: So, in response to Pres. Barack Obama’s health care initiative, Republicans are warning that health care in America will become like the DMV or the IRS. Here’s charismatic and telegenic matinee idol Missouri Rep. Roy Blunt giving the Weekly Republican Address. For busy Americans trying to read this while holding a tight tourniquet around a…

More stories from the city jail

The first time I met with superintendent Nancy Leazer about the Municipal Correctional Institution, she told me the story of a guy named Donald. When he was booked into MCI in late 2006, she said, he was effectively paralyzed by mental illness. Two years later, he reentered society ready to take a job and rejoin his family. Without the rehabilitative…

The Give-a-Shit List

This week: vet candidates to thin the ranks of crooked officials in Wyandotte County, vent about KCP&L jacking up your electric rates, get involved in an East Side beautification effort that continues to flourish without city handouts and toss a pair of old shoes for your under-shod neighbors in Africa. Categories: News Tags: Bad Seed, Donna Brazile, KCPL, Shawnee Mission…

This week’s “Best of Fat City”

In case you missed them, we’re thinking the top stories on Fat City this week include: God hates whores and waitresses with cleavage. I’ll take a dirty greeting card and an espresso Boulevard beer in aluminum: a step forward? It’s not any store, it’s THE Store For all your rain barrel, kombucha, and beer-making needs. Categories: Dining, Food & Drink

Downtown UMB Bank robbed!

When we heard that the UMB Bank at 1010 Grand Boulevard had been robbed — thanks Chris Packham! — we assembled The Pitch Action News team. Cops were still scanning the scene when we arrived. We talked with an officer who filled us in on what went down. The officer said they they were looking for a fat white guy…

Re-usable grocery bag assholes: No cat hair!

The other day we were at Marsh’s Sunfresh in Westport, buying groceries with all the rest of Midtown’s finest. We’d remembered to bring our re-usable grocery bags, so we were feeling all proud of ourselves for getting to say “neither” when they asked if we wanted paper or plastic. As we waited for the sacker — the cool one with…

Incoming: Def Leppard, Poison and … Cheap Trick

This July, if you want your Rick Neilsen and your Bun E. Carlos and your dream police and your want-you-to-want-me, you’re gonna have to pour some sugar and take a little Poison to get it. Just announced: Headliner Def Leppard, plus Poison and “special guest” Cheap Trick, all coming to Sprint Center July 21. Tickets go on sale Saturday, March…

Old man, stop feeding the geese!

Listen, old man. This is the last time I’m going to tell you: Stop feeding the geese. See this sign? It means no more dropping bread crumbs and looking all sad and pathetic and shit. Thanks to you and all these little kids who want to feed the birdies, we get not only this depressing sign but also an explanation…

Killa City: KCPD investigating possible homicide, issue Amber Alert

Kansas City Police are on the scene of what may be the city’s 17th murder of the year. Officers went to 4023 Harvard Circle at 9:15 a.m. to investigate the death of a 27-year-old woman. The KCPD issued an Amber Alert for the woman’s 4-year-old daughter, Allison Corrales. Be on the lookout for the the family’s 1999 Kia Sportage. It’s…

Kansas City is full of deals

Flickr: Brandi666 If you’re looking for a night on the town or have a tiny bit of disposable income, restaurants are chomping at the bit for your business. With the economy the way it is, more restaurants — even upscale steakhouses — are turning to specials. Sullivan’s in Leawood is running several specials, including two $29 prix-fixe menus. The John…

Kansas City one of the top 10 manliest cities

Kansas City brings the testosterone. That is, if you believe a new study commissioned by the snack Combos and executed by research company Bert Sperling (of the semi-famous Best Places to Live list). They determined Nashville to be the number one manliest city followed by Charlotte, Oklahoma City, Cincinnati, Denver, St. Louis, Columbus and then us. Take that, Indianapolis and…

Prepare to fall in love with Hammy

If a picture is worth a thousands words, then a video of a lovable hamster choosing between organic and regular produce is worth, like, 10,000 words, several “ahhhhs” and a hug.  As the title of the pseudo-scientific experiment suggests, Hammy does indeed prefer organic food to conventional food, especially carrots, bananas and cheese. Overall, Hammy’s owners ran 75 grueling tests…

In my country there is problem

Recently, researchers found evidence that horses were domesticated around 3500 B.C. That’s 1,000 years earlier than previous estimates. By looking at the horses’ bones and teeth, the researchers could tell that the people not only rode them but milked them. I’ve read and reread the words “horse milk” and they still make me grimace. The researchers were working in Kazakhstan,…