Archives: December 2008

Zoo Bar

(1220 McGee, 816-842-6060). Get jolly in this bar just north of the Sprint Center. Belly up to bail bondsmen and assorted City Hall folk with $2.25 domestic cans and $4.50 calls all night. Mondays-Fridays, 2008 Tags: Night & Day, Sprint Center

The Peanut

(5000 Main, 816-753-9499). The South Plaza will be receiving a lot of presents. If Santa is smart, he’ll take a load off afterward with some hot wings and $2.75 Red Stripes. Wed., Dec. 24, 2008 Tags: Night & Day

Dave’s Stagecoach Inn

(316 Westport Road, 816-561-2492). Perfect for holiday sweaters and empty wallets, the Stagecoach has $1 Bud and Bud Light draws from 7 to 8 p.m., $2 domestic bottles from 8 to 9 p.m., and $2 wells from 9 to 10 p.m. Wed., Dec. 24, 2008 Categories: Beer & Spirits Tags: Bud-light, Night & Day

Chez Charlie’s

(3809 Broadway, 816-753-9247). If Jesus ever came to Kansas City and did a birthday shot at midnight, he would do it here and would slam a $2.75 shot of J.T.S. Brown bourbon. Wed., Dec. 24, 2008 Tags: Kansas City, Night & Day

O Holey Bagel

On Christmas Eve, when some little children are snug in their beds, listening for the sounds of jingling bells on rooftops, some Kansas City Jews will be having a party. December 24 is Bagel Bash, an annual get-together thrown by the Jewish Federation’s Young People’s Initiative (YPI). This year, it kicks off at 8 p.m. at Vinino in the Power…

1,000 Words

Last year, Every Picture Tells a Story tweaked its short-film-about-visual-art format, changing its name to Every Song Tells a Story. “It turned into more of a music-video contest,” says event coordinator Brian Boye. “So we’re returning to our roots.” However, those roots can stretch. “If it can be considered art and has a story to tell, let’s hear it,” Boye…

High-School Dunking

In high-school sports, the rivalry game is the big cheese. Win the game against the punks down the block and you’ll have bragging rights all year. The 2008 High School Hoops Rivalry Showdown gives local basketball squads the chance to upend their bitter rivals on the neutral courts of Municipal Auditorium (301 West 13th Street, 816-513-5000). The border wars begin…

Christmas Kit

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Yes Man

Not the Liar Liar sequel it looks to be in the trailer, but close enough: Jim Carrey plays self-absorbed Carl Allen, who green-lights every bad decision in an effort to reinvent his sorry life. And, hey, it works! His first terrible decision — to give a homeless man all his money — turns out to be a stroke of good…

The Tale of Despereaux

Kate DiCamillo’s 2003 children’s novel about a big-eared mouse with an inspiring case of shining-knight envy is one of the finest expositions for kids of loss, grief, reactive vengeance, and forgiveness. I was looking forward to seeing what Sylvain Chomet, who made the fabulously weird The Triplets of Belleville, would bring to this great yarn, which trusts small children to…

Pontiak

The Louvins, the Allmans, the Followills of Leon — the South has a long history of brother bands. Wielders of cold, droning trance rock that churns like the river in Deliverance, brothers Van, Jennings, and Lain Carney (guitar and vocals, bass, and drums, respectively) aren’t likely to be admitted into the Southern brother fraternity without first undergoing some kind of…

Mongol Beach Party

Though the holiday season is typically shits for live music, it does afford an opportunity for impromptu band reunions. Mongol Beach Party’s two-night stand at the Record Bar comes as an unexpected yuletide blessing for anyone who reveled in the local band’s early ’90s-vintage bizarro blend of Elvis Costello, Trip Shakespeare, XTC and Captain Beefheart. Billing themselves as an “inappropriately…

Colourmusic

Stillwater, Oklahoma’s Colourmusic combines over-the-top absurdity, science obsession as pyschedelia, inspirational DIY arena rock, and fun-loving ramshackle updates on ’60s pop. Sound like a pilot for Flaming Lips: The Next Generation? Well, who doesn’t like the Flaming Lips? Fact is, Oklahoma has a foot in the indie-rock door when it comes to music to eat mushrooms by, and Colourmusic is…

Ebonics: As Ebon, Justin Lake Whedon and his wife, Melinda, are making a name for themselves in the language of the remix

Justin Lake Whedon doesn’t get out on the scene much these days. He and his wife, Melinda Anne Whedon, who perform together in the duo Ebon, have traveled and schmoozed with barflies enough over the years. Justin, who grew up in Overland Park, spent a good part of the ’90s throwing and promoting raves in Kansas City. A believable 33,…

The Armory

The power trio is a test of mettle for its participants: One fuckup, and you’re blushing like a schoolgirl. Perhaps because Lawrence band the Armory got its start in the even more revealing, naked-baby-photo format of a guitar-and-drums duo, the group has since developed into one of the more potent threesomes on the local scene. Co-songwriters Tyler Snell and Thadd…

Barbaric Merits

While their tag-team moniker doesn’t connote easygoing ways, local DJs Dublow 7 and Mythik aren’t nearly as brutish as the name Barbaric Merits suggests. Some bass-heavy tracks from Barbaric’s most recent project, New Mutations, do offer swift-kicking violence to mainstream ideas of musical coherence. But others, like “Dollar Bill Gem,” an unexpected and lighthearted meeting between tango and hip-hop, assure…

Max Justus brings the electro heat and the 808 beats

At age 10, Max Spransy gave MC Hammer an awesome gift. It was at the Cornerstone Festival in Bushnell, Illinois, where Spransy had scored a backstage pass. “I wrote ‘Jesus Loves You’ on a rock and put hearts all over it,” recalls Spransy, a Kansas City musician who records under the moniker Max Justus. “He was like, ‘Hey, cool —…

Seven Pounds

Two years ago, nearly to the day, Will Smith and Italian director Gabriele Muccino released The Pursuit of Happyness, one of the most underrated of recent Hollywood movies, which starred Smith as a single father navigating a hand-to-mouth existence on the streets of San Francisco. Writing at the time, I praised the film for Smith’s superb performance and for its…

The Spencer’s array of Korean toys puts away childish things but not playfulness

Toys are never just toys. The playroom remnants of childhood embody the cultural and social mores from which they emerge and suggest a multitude of meanings. Far from benign objects, they function as stand-ins for experiences and memories and retain their symbolic power. The pieces in Toy Stories: Souvenirs From Korean Childhood, now at the Spencer Museum of Art on…

A pixilated Santa, an inflated TIF handout and related writers

When you think about it, the first science-fiction story you ever hear is the legend of Santa Claus. He’s an immortal humanoid of uncertain origin with far-reaching powers of omniscience (he knows if you’ve been bad or good) and mind control (to you, he’s a cherubic puppet with the voice of Mickey Rooney; in the mind’s eye of the fella…

The Mexican’s essential reading list

Dear Readers: A couple of columnas ago, I published a short list of my favorite books regarding Mexicans and Mexican-Americans and urged ustedes to submit better choices so that gabachos can have a Christmas shopping list for their favorite Mexicans or to understand nosotros better. Muchos responded, and below is a list of the most-recommended tomes, along with my brief…