Archives: July 2011

Tea party cancels Freedom Jamboree in Kansas City, Kansas

Sad news for tea drinking Republicans. Organizers of the Freedom Jamboree presidential convention have canceled the event, which was scheduled for this fall at The Woodlands in Kansas City, Kansas. Freedom Jamboree chairman William Temple, who has a fetish for colonial clothing, told KMBC’s Mike Mahoney: “It appears the Tea Party horse is riderless, and riding off in all directions…

New 24-hour Perkins Restaurant now open in Independence

Insomniacs who crave pie will be glad to hear that a new 24-hour Perkins Restaurant & Bakery has opened in Independence. The diner at 3939 S. Bolger Road began serving on Monday. The restaurant is a franchise owned by CyHawk Hospitality, separate from parent company Perkins & Marie Callender’s Inc., which made headlines when it filed for bankruptcy last month. …

American Royal Rodeo moving to Sprint Center from Kemper Arena

Kemper Arena is one step closer to being a forgotten relic. News broke this morning that the American Royal Rodeo is leaving Kemper for the Sprint Center, according to KMBC ace reporter Mike Mahoney’s blog. This is a huge blow for the West Bottoms. “The change in venue from Kemper Arena is intended to bring new excitement and greater attendance…

Does KCI have the worst airport food in the country?

Airport food is typically considered good only when compared with airplane food. If it is compared with the world outside the automatic doors, the ranking of a yogurt parfait drops precipitously. While I appreciate the convenience of traveling in and out of Kansas City International Airport, I’m starting to think we may be saddled with the worst airport food in…

Stik Figa and D/Will, ‘Sheep Skin’ (download)

Stik Figa and D/Will drop their latest, Crown and Coke, next month. Yesterday, Stik Internet-debuted a track from the album, “Sheep Skin.” It’s a slow-tempoed head-bobber, driven by a hypnotic string beat and cut through with some inflating/deflating synths. Click through to grab it. Categories: Music Tags: D/Will, stik figa

Matt Cassel makes a cameo in Kenny Powers’ hilarious, NSFW K-Swiss commercial (video)

Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Matt Cassel apparently isn’t a pussy. At least, in Kenny Powers’ eyes. This uncensored, completely NSFW K-Swiss commercial features Cassel (running K-Swiss’ marketing offense — and fucking people up), Eastbound & Down star Danny McBride and pro wrestler Rey Mysterio, who throws down as director of security. Powers also finds time to negotiate with Dallas Mavericks…

When will Kevin Yoder drop the right-winger act?

Kansas Congressman Kevin Yoder positioned himself as a conservative during the 2010 campaign. He’s governing as one, as well. The freshman took a turn on the U.S. House floor last week to reel off some clichés about the “crisis” of government spending. (Why does the word “crisis” appear in quotes? Read this.) But how long will he keep it up?…

Out of Time & Space Astrology

The Evolutionary Police (TEP): How are we of Intelligent Design or not? Read Scorpio’s message first. Cancer/Cancer Rising* (Jun 21-July 21): If Momma believe it, then it’s good enough for you. Until you discover your propensity to bottom feed. If male, well, that can mean apple bottom jeans to being a well behaved one for a dastardly daddy, giving you…

IHOP (prayer) youth conference invading Kansas City; homophobe Lou Engle speaking Friday

%{}% The International House of Prayer’s latest takeover of downtown Kansas City started today around noon. They’re calling it Fascinate. It’s a conference for 300 high schoolers who will probably get to hear IHOP head honcho Mike Bickle talk about giant snakes falling from the sky during the Apocalypse, witness homophobic evangelical Lou Engle rock back-and-forth and proclaim that the…

Ex-Grandview police officer Jeffrey Moreland charged in the homicides of Nina Whitney and Cara Jo Roberts

UPDATE (July 12): Homicide victim Nina Whitney’s daughter dated her mother’s suspected killer 25 years ago. Paige Huesey told Fox 4 that ex-Grandview police officer Jeffrey Moreland was adored by her mother. Huesey told the TV station that she never suspected Moreland until she saw a police sketch of her mother’s suspected killer. “It just hit me like a bolt…

Jacob Pullen gets a job … playing basketball in not Turkey but Italy

UPDATE (July 12): Jacob Pullen didn’t sign with a Turkish team after all. Reports last week that he did so were wrong, wrong, wrong. Pullen has reportedly signed with Italian team Angelico Biella, according to the Wichita Eagle. My comments below remain the same, except for the Turkey parts.Original Story (July 6): Kansas State point guard Jacob Pullen didn’t get…

Quinn Katherman is funny on the Twitter machine

Huffpost Comedy is tracking funny women on Twitter every month. This month, Barkley copywriter Quinn Katherman made the cut for being frakking hilarious on the Twitter. She made the cut for shit like this: It never fails to amaze me how no one seems to feel bad for me when I’m hungover and throwing up in my purse. And this:…