Archives: December 2009

Wayward Advent Calendar: Antennas Up, “The Holidays”

I’d hoped there’d be some local flavor to throw into the Advent Calendar, and it looks like Antennas Up has stepped…up. Shit. Sorry about the pun. You get worn out from the holidays, and you go for the easy line. The video is best described as “surreal.” “Kick-ass” and “awesome” also apply. Categories: Music Tags: antennas up, Antennas Up!, christmas,…

Santa’s shakedown man, Krampus, should visit … the Kansas City Chiefs

The Kansas City Chiefs owe keg-sized canisters of Topsy’s to the following teams: the Detroit Lions (2-12), the Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-12) and the St. Louis Rams (1-13). Those three teams, in their respective basements, are mercifully sparing our Chiefs (3-11) the national ridicule of being the worst. There’s something to be said for losing spectacularly, but there’s a nice,…

Judge says no to ‘necessity defense’ for George Tiller’s alleged killer

%{}% Scott Roeder, the man who admitted to reporters that he killed Wichita abortion provider George Tiller, cannot use the so-called “necessity defense,” arguing killing Tiller was justified to save fetuses that would have been aborted. Sedgwick County District Court Judge Warren Wilbert denied the defense motion yesterday, citing no evidence of “imminent threat,” according to the Wichita Eagle The…

Studies in Crap: Left Behind visionary Tim LaHaye’s ‘penetrating’ look at The Unhappy Gays

Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power. The Unhappy Gays ​ Author: Tim LaHaye Date: 1978 Publisher: Tyndale House The Cover Promises: Gayness is a rusty, wormy chain. Representative Quotes: “Homosexuals are regularly disinterested…

Meth-moving biker gets prison time

William “Muff” Eneff, 59, of Lee’s Summit was sentenced yesterday to seven years without parole in federal prison for his role in a conspiracy to distribute 50 grams or more of meth between January 1, 2002, and May 31, 2007. According to a release from U.S. Attorney Matt J. Whitworth, Eneff was released from prison in 2005. He admitted to…

Like Pabst? Buy the brewery

Start saving your cans for the deposits, because a movement to buy the Pabst Brewing Company needs about $236 million to reach its goal. Advertising agencies Forza Migliozzi and The Ad Store have teamed up on what they’re terming a “crowdsourcing experiment.” They’re trying to raise $300 million in pledged donations to bring an offer to the Milwaukee brewer’s current…

Stocking your bar in just one stop

The gift of liquor is one of the few that gives back. When you bring a bottle in a gesture of politeness, friends and acquaintances usually open it. Therefore, it’s incumbent on you to have good taste, because you’ll likely be spending time with that bottle. Cellar Rat has an “unconventional 6pk” of Smokestack Series offerings from Boulevard — a…

A breakdown of costs from the deer cull in Shawnee Mission Park

Kansas City residents who get a hand from Harvesters this holiday season could be setting their table with local venison. The controversial deer harvest to reduce the herd and preserve the ecological balance in Shawnee Mission Park is now in phase two, with certified archers taking down additional deer by early in the new year. But, according to the Johnson County Park…

Holiday recipe: Cognac baked sweet potatoes

Sally Calvin, the doyenne of Widgeonwood Farm in Columbia, Missouri (which she operates with her manly hunter husband David) is best known in Kansas City for her Saturday-only outdoor market, Widgeonwood in the Village, held in the courtyard of Prairie Village Shopping Center from early spring to mid-October. Last Saturday Sally hosted her annual holiday market, selling her jams, jellies,…

Public radio brings you six hours of (good) holiday music

Looking to soundtrack the holidays, but don’t care for what we did with our Corrupted Christmas Mix? Local public radio has you covered. You’ve got your choice of either The Fish Fry’s four-hour extravaganza, or the slightly less epic two Retro Cocktail Hour holiday special. Both programs aired Saturday night, and I took advantage of the amazing radio to kick…

CD Review + Show Tonight: thePhantom, Destroy & Rebuild

thePhantom* Destroy and Rebuild (Ripple Effect Records) Kemet Coleman, known in local hip-hop circles as thePhantom*, doubles as an Urban Studies student at UMKC. So it makes sense that Coleman gets academic on his newest album, Destroy and Rebuild. If he aspires to even higher learning, a doctorate in philosophy might suit Coleman’s sensbilities. The rapping college student is unrelentingly…

Chef Chris Hall returns to InterContinental Hotel

Chef Chris Hall is back where he started ​Chris Hall, who recently left his position as executive chef with the President Hotel in downtown Kansas City, has returned to 401 Ward Parkway — the InterContinental Hotel Kansas City — where he started his career two decades ago, when the property was still the Ritz-Carlton Hotel. Hall worked at the Ritz-Carlton…

2009: The Year in Concerts

About a million shows came through KC this past year, and Pitch photographer Scott Spychalski was at pretty much all of ’em. Here’s a gallery of some of his best shots. Categories: Music Tags: Green Day, kiss, morrissey, naked rock stars, photos, slide show

Sandwich or candy? Strawberried Peanut Butter M&Ms

Strawberried Peanut Butter M&Ms are the turkey bacon of spherical chocolate candies. The first one you eat is outstanding and each piece you take thereafter finds you wishing you’d stopped at the one before. While this special-edition candy is a finely engineered offering, the candymakers may have lost their way. A small package contained exactly 22 M&Ms in orange, red,…

New releases, Tuesday, December 22

There’s been next to nothing coming out these last few weeks. Nobody wants to try and get people to pay attention to new music when there’s the holidays with which to compete. Thus, I’ve not really had anything on which to focus. This week is much of the same. There’s the soundtrack to the new film, Nine, which has gotten…

2009: The Year in Concerts

Despite the down economy, plenty of shows, big and small, came through our little burg this past year. Photographer Scott Spychalski was there. Here are some of his best shots. Read reviews at the Wayward Blog

McDonald’s to debut $1 breakfast items in January

McDonald’s is hoping to lure back customers with a new, five-item, $1 value menu for breakfast that will launch nationwide in January. According to the National Restaurant News, this menu will include the Sausage Burrito, the Sausage Biscuit, the Sausage McMuffin, a 12-ounce coffee and a hash brown. I get the feeling there’s a high margin on sausage for the…

The JP Wine Bar ponzi scheme?

A lawsuit is tearing apart JP Wine Bar’s ownership. Investors, like Ryan Maybee, claim they’ve never seen a penny and accuse the wine bars’ owners, Linda and Keith Gobel, of mixing “money by using investments to prop up another, legally separate one” in a “Madoffesque ponzi scheme,” according to KSHB Channel 41. The investors’ lawyer, Jason Kander, told the TV…

You could be the next big reality television chef

If you’ve never worked in the restaurant industry but always thought you could make it as a chef — you could be on television. Producers are casting Gordon Ramsay’s new show, MasterChef, and one of the open casting calls is at The Culinary Center of Kansas City on Sunday, January 17, from 12 to 5 p.m. The show is from…