Archives: August 2009

Pitch Music Awards Pre-Party Schedule

As soon as I get it, I’ll post the schedule for this Sunday’s Pitch Music Awards Ceremony. In the meantime, here’s a schedule for the VIP pre-party for the nominees and guests. (NOTE: All nominees must RSVP now if you haven’t already. Like NOW now.) 6 p.m. – Doors open. 6:07 p.m. – Doors still open. 6:11 p.m. – Cars…

Now you have plans for the weekend

You need plans. Fat City has a recycle bin full of event listings. In this post, all of our problems are solved. The Missouri State Fair kicked off Thursday in Sedalia and runs through August 23. You should go if only for the pork chops on a stick or fried Snickers. The second-to-last-day of the fair will see a world…

War is hell: G.I. Joe collector tries to keep 12-inch doll from child

This morning’s G.I. Joe parachute drop turned ugly when adult collectors battled children for the 300 12-inch dolls dropped from the top of the Hyatt Regency Crown Center. Before the drop, organizers explained that the dolls were for the children in attendance. One collector tried to leave with the toy, but a woman refused to let him get away. In…

With crappy Photoshopping, the Church of Scientology risks a fatwā

​Nobody ever accused the Cult of L. Ron of PR expertise. As we pointed out in yesterday’s Studies in Crap post, the hilariously titled promotional pamphlet “Scientology: Something CAN Be Done About It” features a doozy of a photo-illustration guaranteed to offend, say, three-fourths of the world’s religious believers. It presents the great leaders of religious history, from Buddha to…

No, it only looks toxic

“And up through the ground came a-bubblin’ crude…” ​All hell breaks loose in the new science-fiction film District 9 when the member of a multi-national peacekeeping group gets sprayed in the face with “alien fluid.” You’ll have to see the movie to find out what happens, but this dramatic point in the film’s plot line has slightly similar overtones to…

Friday Freebies

And once again, we bring you Friday Freebies, wherein we present things to do this weekend that won’t cost you any more than the gas it takes to get to ’em. Things are coming to an end, as we get to the end of summer. Kansas City schools get kicking Monday morning, so your options for kid-friendly stuff pretty much…

Aerosmith Cancels Remainder of Summer Tour

The press release just sent out by Live Nation reads: Due to injuries STEVEN TYLER sustained last week when he fell from the stage during a concert in Sturgis, SD, doctors have advised the lead singer to take the time to properly recuperate from the accident that resulted in a broken shoulder and stitches to his head. In his current…

Self-heating food in a can

The idea of a meal in a can seems wrong, so I don’t know what to make of the news from Food2, about a new British product that encapsulates meals in self-heating cans. Hotcan choices are non-toxic, have a three-year shelf life and “no unpleasant odor.” “The ability for food and beverages to heat themselves sounds like the stuff of…

When to worry about the mold

When it comes to possibly dirty food, the five-second rule seems reasonable: If you drop an item on the floor, you can still eat it as long as you have snatched it back up within five seconds. The exceptions are if you have pets, a plate or glass has broken along with the wine it contained, or an item capable…

Second volunteer ordinance fails; more Gloria Squitiro on the way?

$550,000 to Ruth Bates later, oversized Vulcan Mayor Mark Funkhouser vetoes the City Council’s second attempt at a volunteer ordinance, the Council fails to override Funk’s veto and his “Chicken-Shit with an Attitude” volunteer/wife is free to roam City Hall. Deb Hermann, Bill Skaggs, Russ Johnson and Beth Gottstein voted against overriding Funk’s veto. Group hug! Categories: News, Politics Tags:…

The myth/legend of New York bagels

If you believe a New Yorker, there are New York bagels and then there’s really nothing else that compares. Steve Fassberg is attempting to tweak that argument by re-creating the taste and composition of New York City tap water in order to provide what he feels is the right base for bagels at his recently opened shop in Del Ray,…

Killa City: Kansas City’s homicide count at 75

%{}% Keeping an accurate count of the homicides isn’t easy. The number always seems to fluctuate, like what we found out today thanks to The Kansas City Star. The homicide count stands at 75. It was at 76 but Kansas City police and the Jackson County Medical Examiner removed two homicides — the medical examiner ruled one accidental and the…