Archives: March 2011

Kansas’ Arizona-style immigration bill really, really dead thanks to Virgil Peck’s racist comments?

Virgil Peck is good for something after all. The bigoted Kansas lawmaker’s “joke” about using gunmen in helicopters to shoot illegal immigrants like feral hogs is getting some credit for helping kill the Arizona-style immigration bill in the Kansas House.  The news out of Topeka yesterday was that the bill was stuck in a House Judiciary Committee and has been…

The ghost that cooked marinara sauce last night

Not every Fat City reader cares about — or even remotely believes in — ghosts, even though there are a number of restaurants in Kansas City that have been long rumored to be haunted. That list includes the Savoy Grill, Pierpont’s, Succotash, and the Majestic Restaurant. The poltergeists that operate in these venues have been known to smoke cigarettes (Succotash)…

Exit poll: Lessons learned from Tuesday’s election

Let us pause to reflect on the results of Tuesday’s citywide election results. Lesson Four: Kansas City has no respect for its elders. Kay Barnes’ bottomless pantsuit collection and Richard Berkley’s vaguely familiar persona weren’t enough to drag Mike Burke to victory. Seems that endorsements by former mayors don’t carry the same political muscle that they once did — at…

Masturbator on the loose at the University of Missouri

A serial masturbator is terrorizing Columbia. University of Missouri-Columbia police are on the lookout for the whacker after a man was twice caught stroking it on campus in recent days. According to police, the suspect was seen rubbing one out on the east side of Stankowski Field around 2:44 a.m. on March 22. The suspect was described as a “black…

Vince Gill brings classy country to JCCC’s Yardley Hall tonight

Vince Gill has one of the sweetest tenors in all of popular music, captured hauntingly on his 1992 country hit, “I Still Believe in You.” The song is a cry of regret turned into a caress, and that delicacy is one strong tie that binds him to ballad partners and spiritual siblings Ricky Skaggs and Patty Loveless. Another tie is…

Koch Industries takes time out from evil, donates $1 million to Japan disaster relief effort

OK, the Koch brothers aren’t completely evil. Yesterday, Koch Industries announced that it would be donating $1 million to disaster relief in Japan, dividing the money between the American Red Cross and the Salvation Army, according to the Wichita Eagle. The $500,000 in Koch bucks is a huge donation, given that the Salvation Army’s national donations for Japan totaled $4…

It’s time we claimed some food world records, Kansas City

We can eat with the best of them. Now, we just need to prove it. Butchers in Penne, Italy, recently rolled out (literally) the world’s largest sausage. The Metro reports that the sausage was over 1,300 pounds and 597.8 meters (about 1,961 feet) long. The Guinness Book of World Records certified the sausage, which bested the previous record holder from…

Mike Anderson officially gone from Missouri

Mike Anderson is officially the new head coach of the Arkansas Razorbacks. This has to sting after the coach had gone so far as to say he’d like to be at the University of Missouri for a long time and retire from coaching there. But Anderson’s loyalty was always in question after flirting with Oregon and Georgia. Anderson hasn’t spoken…

The five reasons that Carl’s Jr. turkey burgers will be a temporary menu item

If you can’t beat them, co-brand them. Carl’s Jr. and Hardee’s rolled out a new line of under-500-calorie turkey burgers this week designed through a partnership with Men’s Health. The perennial (unintentional) star of the magazine’s Eat This, Not That, is looking to offer a healthier option for men. The problem is that in comes with the same packaging and…

Arts All-Stars

For the talent behind tonight’s dance-­installation mashup WE!, it would be just another day at the office … if the cubicles were staffed by a Superfriends-strength lineup of local cultural name brands. Directed by choreog­rapher Jane Gotch and jazz musician Mark Southerland, the show unites singer Shay Estes, fashion designer Hadley Johnson, artist Ke-Sook Lee, composer Paul Rudy and several…

Food Matters

Picture the best sample day ever. Now you have an idea of what to expect at the 13th annual Eat Local & Organic farmers’ exhibition. The expo, organized by the Kansas City Food Circle, brings together dozens of area farmers to showcase their meat, eggs and veggies. Arrive early and blow your budget on Green Dirt Farm’s lamb and sheep’s-milk…

Bag People

Anyone who has ever arrived home with crushed eggs or smooshed bread can tell you: Grocery sacking is a lost art. As in many endangered disciplines, though, it still has noble practitioners with blinding skill. The best of them go full double-bag for the annual National Grocers Association’s Best Bagger Contest — an event captured by documentary filmmakers Alex D….

Like a Virgin

Even if her a cappella were as pure as the driven Detroit snow, Madonna’s tone would never match that of Trio Mediæval, the Grammy-nominated vocal ensemble from Oslo, Norway. Tonight, the Friends of Chamber Music presents the group’s “Fragments: A Worcester Ladymass, a Mass to the Virgin Mary” at the Cathedral of the Immaculate Conception (416 West 12th Street, 816-842-0416…