Archives: September 2010

MoDot puts the brakes on Sugar Creek’s speed cameras … sort of

Just when Sugar Creek thought it had a revenue source and public safety tool in one convenient package — a portable roadside speeding camera — the Missouri Department of Transportation has put some restrictions on the plan. Tired of people tearing through their town, Sugar Creek officials were all excited to start using the new automated cop (provided by the…

Michael Tisius sent to Missouri’s death row for horribly botched jailbreak

The basic requirement of a good partner in a Prison Break-style scheme is his willingness to get ‘er done. Unfortunately for Roy Vance, his short-term cellie in Huntsville, Missouri, was willing, but not very able. Ten years ago, Michael Tisius and Vance were cellmates in the Randolph County Jail. Tisius was only staying for 30 days; Vance was in for…

In Westport, a Moroccan cafe gambles on a shaky location

Therse was another Marrakech Cafe once…in Overland Park ​ Fat City recently reported that the Bautista brothers, who operate the popular Carmen’s Cafe, had closed their short-lived Taqueria Bautista. The restaurant, at 4116 Broadway, succumbed to the acrid stink of mothballs wafting from the Oriental-rug business next door. Too many customers complained about the smell. The space wasn’t vacant long….

Really stupid study says texting bans may actually increase car crashes

“Pledge this, Oprah!” ​ A highway safety group came to Kansas City today to promote the findings from a study that makes absolutely no sense. The study, released by the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety*, claims that laws that ban texting while driving — including ones passed in Kansas this year and Missouri last year — don’t reduce traffic accidents,…

The Art of Pizza opens second restaurant in Westport

Bye bye, Papa Keno’s. Hello, Art of Pizza! ​ The Art of Pizza has recently opened a second location, this time in Westport (415 Westport Road). Unlike the Crossroads location, the new shop will be open daily. But the most important change in hours? It plans to stay open late on Fridays and Saturdays to serve hungry clubgoers. Categories: Dining,…

Paris Hilton and Hallmark settle stupid ‘that’s hot’ lawsuit

Paris Hilton couldn’t make this Hallmark card funny. ​ Dear world, you can keep on turning now that Paris Hilton and Hallmark have settled a lawsuit over the use of the catchphrase “that’s hot.” Hilton sued Kansas City’s greeting card maker for portraying her as a waitress in a diner handing a patron a plate and using her trademark “that’s…

No. 6: The Matterhorn from Andre’s Confiserie Suisse

The Matterhorn is a peak pastry experience. ​ To whet your appetite for The Pitch’s annual Best of Kansas City issue, we’re counting down our favorite Top 50 dishes each weekday until October 7. The highest mountain peak in Missouri is the Taum Sauk summit in Iron County, which soars 1,765 feet above sea level. OK, so Mount Kilimanjaro, it…

Black Tot Rum lets you drink like a sailor for $1,000

%{}% Life on the open seas doesn’t sound too bad — if you can take a bottle of Black Tot Rum along. A small collection of the last stores of rum from the Royal Navy is being marketed under the name Black Tot by London-based Specialty Drinks. The bottles, which sell for $1,000, have a unique history. On July 31,…

Where We Pee: The Record Bar

Where We Pee is a weekly look at the excretory facilities of the music venues and cool-kid hangouts around town.  This weekend, the Record Bar celebrates its five-year anniversary with four days of live music from some very great local and national acts. The place is so embedded in our music scene that it’s hard to imagine a time without…

Kansas City gives trade assocation a second helping of tax incentives

Petrified of losing another business to Kansas, the Kansas City, Missouri, City Council recently awarded an organization of state insurance regulators a $1.5 million subsidy to remain at Crown Center. The council members may not have been aware, but the National Association of Insurance Commissioners is already the indirect beneficiary of a tax break. The association leases space in a…

Corn sugar and the game of food labeling

A woman walks through a verdant corn maze. She tells a camera that sugar, whether it’s made from cane or corn, is still sugar. Our bodies don’t know the difference, she insists. At the end of the lush maze is her family, waiting to sit down to a meal of delicious products made from refined sugar. This is the newest…

Slayer’s Kerry King talks shit on the Chiefs; tears are shed; worlds collide

The Pitch’s Peter Rugg debates his loyalties on the Plog after Slayer’s Kerry King talks shit on the Chiefs in an interview with Noisecreep. I don’t normally want to reach out, but you readers should know I’m having a hard time writing today. Worlds are colliding, and I’m forced to make a terrible decision. Justin Kendall has now physically restrained…

The lineup for 96.5 The Buzz’s Halloweenie Roast 2010

​The Buzz’s annual Halloweenie Roast, held outside on the Beaumont’s lawn, has a pretty awesome line-up this year. Just sayin’. For October 23, here’s who’s playing: Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, who are a gigantic, howling, cathartic folk-rock mess live (read my review of the band’s show at the Beaumont earlier this summer here), Middle Class Rut, a two-man band that…