Archives: August 2009

This is the father and son tag team that (allegedly) knocked out a cop

Scott and Mark Wyckoff allegedly played Fritz and David Von Erich against a couple of police officers in the Power & Light District last week. Jackson County prosecutors charged 21-year-old Scott Wyckoff with first-degree assault on a law enforcement officer and 46-year-old Mark Wyckoff with felony interference for shoving a police officer who was trying to pull the younger Wyckoff…

Robot Chicken remembers its Riverside roller disco

Robot Chicken’s creators roller skated through Riverside last week — hawking their latest Star Wars spoof DVD. Seth Green and company even met Riverside Mayor Kathleen Rose and commandeered a firetruck. Bizarre but that’s expected with Green and friends. There’s more silliness from the RiverRoll stop on tour blog. By the way, Peter Rugg is right. Robot Chicken is the…

Mean Melin vows to return to the U.S. Air Guitar Championships

Eric “Mean” Melin isn’t the U.S. Air Guitar Champion. But Melin made an impression with the crowd — a couple of judges even commented that they’d see him next year (despite giving him shitty scores) — and the front page of Yahoo. Here’s his first-round performance below (thanks to JurisRocktor). I caught up with Melin, who was a little frazzled…

Hey, here’s a Republican’s town hall meeting schedule

This just in from Kansas Congresswoman Lynn Jenkins: a schedule of town hall meetings! Jenkins is a Republican who represents the 2nd District (mostly the entire eastern edge of the state, except for Johnson County). What do you bet she’s not expecting any anti-health-care-reform disrupters? Actually, it sounds like she supports the obnoxiousness that’s been going on at Democrats’ town…

Concert Review: Atmosphere at the Beaumont

I’ll say this up front: I’m not a fan of I-hate-my-girlfriend hip-hop. I’m not much of a fan of personalizing concert reviews, either. But in bringing myself to write a positive review of Atmosphere, an underground rap group from Minneapolis who flawlessly rocked a small crowd at the Beaumont Club Friday night, I’ve had to ditch a few of my…

Today is National S’Mores Day

​This so-called dessert, a camp — and kind of campy, too — concoction of graham crackers, a piece of chocolate and a marshmallow has had mixed success sneaking its way onto modern dessert menus. The late Saddle Ranch Chop House, which didn’t last very long out at the Legends complex in Wyandotte County, offered the ingredients as a dessert, but…

Where is it?

​ Yes, it did flash though my mind, shortly before I walked up to the order counter at this imacculate venue, that $3.33 was — gulp! — half of the notorious Satanic sum of 666. I tried not to let that bit of numerical trivia ruin my appetite, though. The two junior cheeseburgers were pretty big and were served on really…

Learn the dangers of texting and driving while, uh, driving

Driving distracted? Not so good. Distracting drivers? Better. Distracting drivers about the dangers of driving distracted? Blog! We spotted this array of illustrations wrapping BNIM Architects at Baltimore and 14th. The 14th Street three-panel, by local artist Dave Lowenstein, depicts two drivers on cell phone approaching a central deer from opposite directions. It gets gory around the corner, where a…

Video: the Architects, “Bastards At the Gate”

I know we’ve been all kinds of video-heavy today, but there’s just so much goddamn great stuff today. Think of it as the best MTV substitute ever. Just in time to get the kids revved up for the last week of Warped Tour dates comes the video for the Architects’ “Bastards At the Gate.” It’s fresh off their Skeleton Crew…

Every kitchen needs one…

​With apologies to Alan Scherstuhl, Pitch archivist of the brilliant and the bizarre, I must share with all of Fat City my own recent historical find, a hardbound book titled Household Equipment, which I discovered over the weekend in the FleaMart. You haven’t heard of the new-ish FleaMart? It’s the clean and shiny flea emporium at 14300 E. Highway 40, in…

Chief Corwin is begging you to snitch

%{}% A toddler gets shot, and the father doesn’t want to talk. And even though 40 people were in the yard when the shooting happened, few are talking. The young girl — police say she’s either 2 or 3 years old — was reportedly shot in the spine but is now in stable condition. Who knows if it’s fear of…

Chiefs’ Derrick Thomas enters the Pro Football Hall of Fame

We’re not shedding any tears over Carl Peterson’s exit from Kansas City’s front office. But damn, the guy knows how to play the role of father-figure in situations like Saturday night’s induction of Chiefs legend Derrick Thomas into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Just listen to Peterson’s classy tribute (not that we expected anything less) to the late Chiefs…

Incoming: the Dandy Warhols, September 3 & Pinback, November 5

Two tours hitting the area in coming months have opening acts just as entertaining as the headliners. The Dandy Warhols have a show on September 3 at Beaumont Club. They are touring in support of The Dandy Warhols ARE Sound, which is the “Director’s Cut” of 2003’s Welcome To The Monkey House. Prior to the release of Monkey House, The…

Where is it? It’s here!

​No, no, this marvelous wall painting is not from Sea World! It’s part of the exterior decor of the El Camaroncito Restaurant at 1022 Central in Kansas City, Kansas. One of our food-loving friends in Fat City visited the restaurant for big plates of garlic-grilled shrimp, noting that the camerones were the whole darn crustacean: “The whole shrimp,” she wrote…

Murphy-Goode dream job winner at The American tomorrow

Everyone has a dream job. Hardy Wallace just happens to have a lot of people’s dream job. The social media expert (and blogger at Atlanta’s Dirty South Wine) was recently named the new lifestyle correspondent for Murphy-Goode Winery. As one of his first stops on a barn-storming tour, Wallace hosts a cocktail hour at The American tomorrow night. Attendees will…

Shatner’s moved on from saving the whales

William Shatner was once tasked with going back in time to rescue a humpback whale — albeit to save the planet because those whales could communicate with a hostile alien race hellbent on destroying Earth. It’s not like he would later tie global warming into a public service announcement for the Sierra Club to save the whales that live off…