David Cook’s Debut Announced
David Cook, on behalf of Clay Aiken, thanks for this album cover. You look GORGEOUS, and also sexy-angry, like you might pull out your willie at any moment and thrash us to a glorious, welt-covered mess. Congrats, too, on your hit single, “Light On,” which you had Chris Cornell and a guy who’s worked with Puddle of Mudd and Hinder…