Hands off Christmas, Easter Bunny, you have your own holiday

It’s no longer cute, Easter Bunny. Your perpetually smiling mug and promise of pastel-colored candy routine was starting to get old; but I forgave it because you brought me Cadbury Eggs.

Then in some sort of mythical creature power grab you had to go and try and take over Christmas and that, little bunny, was going too far. The Consumerist writes about “premature resurrection,” wherein Easter candy is starting to appear on store shelves now. And frankly, Fluffy, you’re way out of line on this one.

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