Table for Ew

What do you say to a stinky waiter?

My friend Carmen is still ranting about the waiter at a trendy downtown bistro who had such potent body odor that she was nearly knocked out of her chair.

“I’m in the service industry, and I think it’s incredibly unprofessional for a waiter to smell so bad that it ruins your appetite,” Carmen told me. “My friend and I considered getting up and leaving, but he wasn’t that attentive anyway, so we just held our breath every time he came to the table.”