Archives: February 2011

Jefferson’s Restaurant in Lawrence is closed for good (Update)

Update: Fat City received news today from Jeannine Koranda, spokeswoman for the Kansas Department of Revenue, that Jefferson’s Restaurant in Lawrence will not re-open and the assets will be sold. Read more after the original Fat City post: The story of a popular hot-wings-and-burgers joint in Lawrence, Kansas — Jefferson’s Restaurant — closing and having its assets seized by the…

Kansas sex offenders might get special driver’s licenses

Life may be about to get a lot more difficult for sex offenders in Kansas. State Rep. Rob Olson of Olathe has introduced legislation that would ban registered pervs whose victims were younger than 16 from moving within 2,000 feet of schools. That’s a pretty typical strategy for keeping predators from a bevy of potential victims. But Olson is going…

Jack Cashill, crackpot author, gets the library’s stamp of legitimacy

Jack Cashill has produced another book-length conspiracy theory. Kansas City’s crackpot-in-residence has concluded that Barack Obama did not write his memoirs. In fact, in Cashill’s mind, the man who became president was incapable of the task. The word “capable” actually appears on the official website for Deconstructing Obama, Cashill’s latest right-wing flake-out. Cashill believes that Bill Ayers, white guy and all-purpose…

KU research: Driving while talking on phone will save your life

Time to start peeling those  “hang up and drive” stickers off your bumper. Researchers at the University of Kansas conducted a study that showed driving and yakking on the phone can be useful in keeping drivers focused. OK, so this headline might be a bit overzealous. But the study shows that if you’re on a particularly boring drive, like, say,…

Lords of Acid’s love advice to fans: roofies, Viagra and sex dolls

Haven’t heard of Lords of Acid? Well: Lords of Acid is a Belgian acid house band formed in the ’90s. The band has a flair for penning overtly, absurdly sexual dance tracks that have earned them a cult following. Heavy-metal site the Gauntlet has teamed up with Lords of Acid to give the band’s fans advice on love and relationships….

Boulevard’s Chocolate Ale is turning KC into a chocoholic

What was supposed to be a one-time, lighthearted collaboration between the Boulevard Brewery and Christopher Elbow has turned into a massive scavenger hunt for beer drinkers across the metro. Boulevard’s Chocolate Ale has been a hot topic since it launched last Monday, and yesterday, the brewery announced that it would be bringing the Chocolate Ale back for Valentine’s Day in…

Brave Pitch reader reviews ‘cocaine bath salt’ Ivory Wave

Last week, Kansas cops and politicians were making headlines for calling for bans on a few chemicals sold as bath salts but really meant to mimic the effects of cocaine and meth. Because there have been a couple of deaths tied to it, I was a big pussy and opted not to snort the bath salts. Luckily, one fun-loving reader…

Second Jack in the Box to open in KCK?

I know Jack in the Box fiends can only go so long without a fix. So perhaps the latest news this morning will tide you over until you can get your hands on a box of tacos. If not, maybe it’s time you sought help for your addiction. This is a safe space; feel free to ask for a solution…

Daryl Lemasters, Scout leader, accused of sexually abusing young girls

Two young girls — ages 9 and 11 — told authorities that a former Cub Scout leader sexually abused them repeatedly. Daryl D. Lemasters, 52, of Platte City has been charged with two counts of statutory sodomy after the girls’ allegations came to light on February 6. The Children’s Advocacy Center interviewed the girls, who reported that Lemasters inappropriately touched…