Archives: December 2010

Scott Roeder’s Bible study group reportedly focus of feds investigating conspiracy to kill George Tiller

Federal agents are still questioning people to determine if Scott Roeder was really a so-called lone wolf in the assassination of George Tiller. The Star reported over the weekend that the focus of the feds’ investigation appears to be members of Roeder’s Bible study group. Meanwhile, a grand jury convened in the wake of Tiller’s death is still meeting. Roeder…

Justin Leonard, skeevie ‘masseuse,’ loses his massage license

Justin Leonard’s roaming hands won’t be rubbing down (or sexually assaulting) anyone in the state of Missouri if the state’s Board of Therapeutic Massage has any say. The board revoked Leonard’s license last week. Leonard made the decision easy for the board. He pleaded guilty in June 2009 to felony sexual assault and two counts of sexual misconduct for inappropriately…

New SSION track on BUTT magazine’s BIAS mixtape

For the record, all of the capitalized words in that headline up there are grammatically correct. Anyway — BUTT, the magazine for hipster gays, does these mixtapes that it gives out at weekly parties in San Francisco. Along with Honey Soundsystem, they’ve put together a new one, called Happy Holigays!, that you can download for free right now on the…

Three more New Years’ Eve options that won’t suck

Are you tired of sucking down the dirty, bitter dregs of 2010? We are, too. We’ve already named ten awesome picks for NYE shows; here are three more that will be fine ways to sling beers back until the ball drops at midnight. Looking for a raucous, rockin’ good time? Try Them Damned Young Livers at Davey’s Uptown. These guys…

Marts funeral home shut down as families wonder whose ashes they have

Funeral directors, take note. If you store dead bodies at warm temperatures and are accused of giving the wrong ashes to families, you will be shut down by the state. Marts Memorial Services learned that the hard way last week. The state revoked the Westport funeral home and crematory’s license after it violated a bunch of rules and neglected to…

The most depressing place to eat a holiday meal

I traveled back to Indianapolis over the weekend to spend the Christmas holiday with my 80-year-old mother, a former food snob who now — thanks to Alzheimer’s — is happiest with a cheeseburger and a chocolate milkshake from Steak & Shake. If that hamburger chain had been open on Christmas Day, I would happily have dashed through the drive-through. Alas,…

Kevin Smith releases teaser trailer for Westboro-inspired Red State

Director Kevin Smith’s fascination with Fred Phelps’ gay-hating, soldier-funeral-picketing family finally comes with a release dated for the Westboro Baptist Church-inspired Red State. The teaser trailer — you can watch it after the jump — gives a March release date. The film’s premiere screen is slated for the Sundance Film Festival in January. The Westboro inspiration is clear in the…

2010’s list of dead musicians

We’ve lost a talented bunch in 2010, capped off by Big Star’s beloved Alex Chilton. (It seems like forever ago that we first heard about his death, doesn’t it?) The New York Times has a slideshow (and sound-collage) of musicians that died in 2010, as part of the magazine’s yearly countdown of important dead folks.  Categories: Music Tags: 2010, Alex…

50-pound python survives box-cutter attack, recovering at Monkey Island

Monkey Island has to be the most glorious place in Missouri. Whenever there’s a chimp on the rampage or an alligator riding in the backseat of an SUV, they’re always sent to the animal sanctuary in Greenwood, Missouri. The latest castaway on Monkey Island is a 50-pound Burmese python that was attacked with a box cutter as someone tried to…

R.I.P., Teena Marie

The “ivory queen of soul” died on December 26 at her home in Pasadena, California. She was 54. Best known for hits like “Lovergirl,” “Square Biz,” and “I Need Your Lovin’,” Marie — also known as Mary Christine Brockert — wrote, produced, and recorded many of her own songs. Reports are circulating that Sean Combs and Mary J. Blige are…

Ke$ha’s ‘Red and Yellow’ afterparty is at the Beaumont

Come, ye drunken, glitter-slimed party girls: gather at the Beaumont after Ke$ha blasts the Uptown with her repulsive, addictive pop tracks on February 20. It’ll feature Irv Da Phenom, B Double E and Cash Image each performing sets, then doing Irv Da Phenom’s Chiefs-inspired track, “Red and Yellow,” together. Categories: News Tags: b double e, Cash Image, Chiefs, Irv Da…

Would you eat a pie of just filling and crust?

We may spend too much time seeking to find the perfect pie in this space. But all you cake eaters are just going to have to deal with it. We’ve asked if a vegetarian can get a decent pie in Kansas City and whether pie could replace greeting cards. Now I’m wondering why we haven’t figured out how to make…

New Year’s Eve options around town

We’re almost ready to shut the barn doors on 2010, but you still have one important decision: where to spend New Year’s Eve.  I’ve put together a list of dining and drinking options around the city for Friday night. There’s no shortage of deals or choices. If you have plans or know of another deal worth sharing, your comments are…

The 10 Best Rightblogger Rants of 2010: Obama vs. Jesus, the sperm donor menace and more!

%{}% What a horrible year it’s been. There’s been something to annoy everyone, and everyone took full advantage: The health-care bill, the Tea Party, the BP spill, the Ground Zero Mosque, the Glenn Beck and Jon Stewart rallies, the Republican comeback, the enhanced TSA patdowns, WikiLeaks — and every big thing that happened, it seemed, led to an even bigger…

Man eats a candy-only diet for a week in what could be the plot of ‘Big 2’

Imitation may be the sincerest form of fattery. Kansas State University professor Mark Haub made national headlines last month with this junk-food diet — wherein he lost 27 pounds in 10 weeks thanks to a well-balanced regimen of snack cakes and corn chips. And now Zug contributor Robb Posch is apparently following in his footsteps with a weeklong, all-candy diet….