Archives: November 2010

Sam Brownback is the next Kansas governor … get your uterus ready for rent

Fulfilling everyone’s expectations, Republican Sam Brownback just destroyed Tom Holland at the polls last night, becoming the next governor of Kansas. Of course, as a professional journalist and expert on policy, I prepared for this moment by analyzing Brownback’s statements. Unless I completely misunderstand both Brownback and, indeed, the human heart, I think we can conservatively predict every unoccupied uterus…

Mike DeArmond, Kansas City Star Mizzou beat writer, calls Nebraska, Kansas and St. Louis Cardinals fans ‘inbred’

We get it: Kansas City Star sports reporter Mike DeArmond loves the University of Missouri-Columbia. He’s Mizzou class of ’72. He bleeds black and gold, even though he covers MU basketball and football for the Star. He’s living every sports fan’s dream. He’s not impartial; he’s a homer. DeArmond put that on display over the weekend, with these comments on…

New school funding lawsuit filed against the state of Kansas

Here we go again. A coalition of Kansas school districts has filed a new lawsuit against the state of Kansas. Attorneys for Schools For Fair Funding, the coalition of 63 Kansas school districts, filed a lawsuit today in Shawnee County District Court, alleging the state violated the Kansas Constitution in the way that it funds schools and has deprived the…

How do restaurants get rid of a difficult employee?

%{}% In today’s online edition of The Atlantic, an American restaurateur in Thailand talks about those problem employees who cripple every restaurant. Whether server, bartender, or part of the kitchen crew, an employee that’s difficult to work with — late, lazy, rude, bad-tempered — can be toxic to the success of a restaurant. But how to get rid of them?…

Gilbert E. Millette, the alleged Roca Wear robber, caught in Colorado

The Roca Wear hoodie-wearing robber who turned an Independence Hy-Vee’s “helpful smiles in every aisle” to looks of terror has been captured. Gilbert E. Millette, 19, was arrested Friday in Silver Thorn, Colorado, and he’s looking at charges of first-degree robbery and armed criminal action in the botched midnight robbery in which he’s accused of shooting at a night manager…

Ted Nugent banned from hunting in Kansas for two years

Kansans, your killing fields will be Ted Nugent free for at least two years. The Motor City Madman is banned from hunting in the Sunflower State — where Uncle Ted has bowhunted for several years — due to a conviction in liberal California for illegally hunting deer. The Wichita Eagle reports that Uncle Ted’s conviction for using bait to hunt…

The Sexy Accident’s new video for ‘Savage Love’

The Sexy Accident has a new video for “Savage Love,” a song off of its latest EP, Now That She’s Gone. (The song contains a few particularly killer lines about car sex and a condom wrapper; as for the video —- well, you’ll just have to watch!) Here’s what the band’s frontman, Jesse Kates, says: The video was made possible…

Randy Moss to Kansas City? Please don’t let the Chiefs take this stupid risk

The Minnesota Vikings have waived receiver Randy Moss, and for good reason: Moss is a career malcontent who upon reaching the pearly gates will be punched in the nuts by Hank Stram. And the assholery hit an all-time high this week, when he trashed his own team and praised his opponent in a bizarre post-game self-interview. (Video below). So now…

Extra Virgin’s Michael Smith on turning 50, turkey testicles, and eating at El Bulli

Michael Smith and his wife, Nancy, will be spending his 50th birthday — tomorrow — in Spain. The co-owners of Michael Smith and Extra Virgin restaurants have made arrangements to dine at chef Ferran Adria’s legendary El Bulli restaurant for Michael’s half-century celebration. “It took over a year to get the reservation,” he says. It’s not that difficult to get…

The candy black hole in the office lunch room

There is a slight shift in the space-time continuum in your office. Fear not, it doesn’t lead to the inside of John Malkovich’s head, and it only poses a threat to the leftovers in your Halloween candy bowl (or the candy you’re able to poach from your kid’s trick-or-treat bag). I’m talking about the candy black hole, where an obscene…

Robo-calls in Kansas mislead voters about Tuesday’s election

The Kansas Democratic Party says a pro-Republican group is trying to re-institute 18th-century voting laws via robo-call. The automated phone calls, made Saturday, supposedly told voters to bring their voter registration card and proof of home ownership to the polls on Wednesday. This is really bad information. The election is Tuesday. Also, voters in Kansas need to provide identification only…

How far can nostalgia take a restaurant?

I have a special place in my heart for Winstead’s. It’s where I shared a wedding day hamburger with a bunch of Rodeo Clowns from the American Royal. So I have a blind spot when it comes to the iconic burger chain. But in talking with a good friend, I learned that not everyone feels the same way about Winstead’s…

Tick-tock, ya don’t stop: the best free party mixes

Halloween’s over, and there’s not a single excuse to throw a party until Christmas. However, that doesn’t mean you have to go into party withdrawal. Have a little dance party in your living room next time you have folks over for a football game. We’ve scoured the web to find the best free non-stop party mixes. This is music that…

Mike Pompeo billboard urges: ‘True Americans vote for Pompeo’

UPDATE: The Mike Pompeo “Vote American” billboards made The Rachel Maddow Show last night. Maddow points out that Raj Goyle is “also American … born in Cleveland.” Read the update and watch the video after the jump …Republican Mike Pompeo will likely win tomorrow’s congressional election against Raj Goyle. FiveThirtyEight is projecting a 99.5 percent chance of a Pompeo victory,…