Archives: November 2010

Four Loko is now decaffeinated, leaving you with only 4,837 other ways to get your buzz

%{}% Who wants a decaffeinated alcoholic energy drink? Chicago-based Phusion Projects announced Tuesday that it would remove caffeine, guarana and taurine from its popular alcoholic energy drink line, Four Loko. In an open letter to state and federal regulators, the company maintained its belief that mixing alcohol and caffeine isn’t “inherently unsafe,” but pledged its commitment to making sure that…

Why didn’t Kansas City like Ted’s Montana Grill?

At this point, it’s no news that Atlanta-based casual-dining chain Ted’s Montana Grill has shuttered all three of its locations in the metro because they were, according to yesterday’s article in Nation’s Restaurant News, part of nine venues in the chain that were “under-performing.” Those nine closed restaurants included the three remaining Ted’s locations in Kansas City: the venues in…

Kansas City Star revamps home page

The Star’s website has undergone a face lift, with the homepage becoming a sort of choose-your-own-adventure version of the last one. There are now “modules” that you can move up or down based on your interests, or hide altogether when you get pissed at Mellinger or Kraske — the 21st century version of screaming about canceling your subscription only to…

Will Four Loko fuck you up? [Updated]

Let’s get one thing clear: unlike these fine gentlemen, we at The Pitch are not loco for Four Loko. Following the hospitalizations of college students, the two-dollar, twelve-percent alcohol  drinks — they’re a noxious mix of Sparks and sippin’ syrup that are roughly equivalent to four beers in one can — have been outlawed in New York, Washington, Utah, Oklahoma,…

Best baseball cards of all time include Bo Jackson … and Alex Gordon?

A player who had trouble staying in the Royals’ lineup last year has a baseball card that’s counted as one of the best of all time. In celebration of its 60th anniversary, Topps is asking collectors to identify their favorite cards. The choices include Jackie Robinson, Mickey Mantle, Hank Aaron … and Alex Gordon. Gordon played in the 2010 Triple-A…

Vending machines may soon be judging you on your looks

Just as some have a face for radio, you might have a face for coffee drinks. At least that’s the idea behind a new vending machine in Japan that uses facial recognition software (h/t Consumerist) to suggest what you might like to drink. This isn’t a retinal scan to determine if you’re credit-worthy; the machine uses targeted demographic information to…

Helen Ragan homicide: Two juveniles arrested in mistaken identity killing

Helen Ragan was with her husband and four sons when bullets ripped through her home at 118th and Holiday on April 26. Ragan, a 38-year-old bus driver for the Blue Valley School District, was hit and killed. Now, police believe they have the people responsible for her killing. Two juveniles have been arrested — and it sounds like Ragan was…

At a loss for words: five great instrumental acts

Musicians have an advantage over we rock journalists (above and beyond the whole “coolness” aspect) in that, if they’re at a loss for words, they can just opt to record a song with no lyrics and vocals whatsoever. They’ll have an instrumental that’s still pretty nifty. (If I don’t write, I don’t get paid, and I have to try and…