Archives: October 2010

Up Close: Westport Cafe & Bar

Charles reviewed the recently opened Westport Cafe & Bar. Check out the photos from this Midtown brasserie here.

Amish avert photographer’s gaze even during mug shots

%{}% The Amish do not like to be photographed. They believe that we English’s magic lens contraptions violate biblical instructions about graven images. Photography’s sinful connotation is why newspaper and magazine articles about the Amish feature so many buggy shots. The Amish’s reluctance to pose for portraits extends to police booking rooms. In 2009, Johnny A. Schwartz of Seymour, a…

Five foods we throw out before eating

Every grocery store trip seems to be so full of promise. You wander around choosing healthy foods and buying bulk, dreaming of all the wonderful recipes you’re going to create. Soon, though, all of that promise and hope becomes a fridge full of rotten foods and a 5-pound box of raisins bought on sale. You throw it all out in…

John Hughes gets life in prison for killing Valentin Kirilchuk in a rest stop bathroom

John Hughes, the self-professed serial killer/”Antichrist,” told police”: “I don’t mean to be a smart ass about it, but you shouldn’t try to fight with somebody with a gun.” Hughes, 34, was talking about Valentin G. Kirilchuk, a 39-year-old trucker from Springfield. In September 2008, Hughes’ girlfriend allegedly lured Kirilchuk into a rest stop bathroom where Hughes robbed and killed…

Alyssa Cornish, a fifth-grader, suspended for three months for playing with a toy gun at school

The Shawnee Mission School District, which has never been known to overreact about anything, suspended Alyssa Cornish for three months. Cornish must be some kind of delinquent, right? Uh, not exactly. She’s an 11-year-old, straight-A student council member at Santa Fe Elementary. But she did a bad, bad thing. She admitted playing with a toy gun on school grounds on…

Can a vegetarian eat pie in Kansas City?

We’re getting into holiday pie season, including the traditional Thanksgiving pies: pumpkin, pecan, sweet potato. Fat City reader Deborah is a vegetarian and says she never really thought of pies as an issue until she noticed, at her local supermarket, that frozen pie crusts might be prepared with lard. Lard — rendered or unrendered pig fat — was once the…

Stat geeks on crack: Chiefs are playoff lock and have fifth best odds to win Super Bowl

The well regarded spreadsheet wizards at FootballOutsiders.com keep a running tally of teams’ chances of making the playoffs, winning their conference and winning the Super Bowl — and the Chiefs’ odds are strangely, almost scarily high. But if you’re worried about tempting the football Gods, don’t be: Vegas disagrees somewhat vehemently, and everyone knows the football Gods have gambling problems….

Fast-food-mascot Halloween costumes that aren’t for kids

Ronald McDonald is a friend to all children. Ronald McDonald with an ax? Not so much. Here are five Halloween costume ideas based on fast food mascots. 5. Wendy the Roller Warrior: Rebelling against the wishes of her father, Dave Thomas, Wendy is trading in old-fashioned hamburgers for a life on the track. Who knew she was such a badass?…

So how rude are texting and tweeting at the table?

Yesterday we reported that the new 2011 Zagat Guide had uncovered this interesting fact: When it comes to texting, tweeting and yammering on one’s cell phone during dinner at a restaurant, 3 percent of Kansas Citians — a higher percentage than many other cities — said it was “perfectly acceptable.” I have witnessed four women sitting together in a restaurant,…

Download the Pixies’ 2004 Coachella set for free

The Pixies are reunited and in top-fighting form (as you know, if you were at the band’s live show at the Uptown in September). They’re re-launching their website, too. To mark the occasion, the band is offering up it’s triumphant set at Coachella 2004, an early example of the band in post-reunion fighting form, for free. Categories: Music Tags: coachella,…

Market 3’s grand opening is tomorrow

Market 3 has been open for two weeks, quietly stocking its shelves, but the grand opening happens tomorrow. “Be Happy & Love Life” reads a sign on the deli case. The grocery and deli emphasizes local vendors and farms, and some of them will be at the grand opening — with samples. Samples are always good. Categories: Dining, Food &…

Top ten musicians that put Brits to sleep

Chris Martin and his band of sleepy balladeers are leading the Brits towards the land of nod. In a recent survey, Britain rated the top ten artists that put them to sleep, and Coldplay tops the list. Popping Taylor Swift, Leona Lewis and Alicia Keys into the CD player helps music-lovers across the pond get in the mood to score…

Glenn Miller, racist write-in candidate for U.S. Senate, wins Salon award for ‘old-timey racism’

Congratulations to racist prick Frazier Glenn Miller. I’d almost forgotten about the white supremacist write-in candidate for U.S. Senate, even with the election coming on Tuesday. But Miller has done something his opponents — Roy Blunt and Robin Carnahan — for the retiring Kit Bond’s seat haven’t: He won a Baity. Salon is handing out Baity Awards for Excellence in…

Miss Vixen Pin Up Pageant at Knuckleheads

Retro kitsch and PBR are perfect fits for the Miss Vixen 2011 pageant, which is on November 18 at Knuckleheads. Hosted by Artemis Vulgaris and Annie Cherry, the pageant will include performances by The Kansas City Society of Burlesque and Little Rachel and the Rhythm Busters. (Score a Vixen Pin-Up Photography’s 2011 Pin-Up calendar while you’re at it.) Here’s what…

Jonathan Dine, U.S. Senate candidate, asks: ‘Do you live in Missouri and smoke marijuana?’

Just days before the election, the political baggage is falling from the sky. Roy Blunt might have hired an illegal immigrant! Sam Brownback lived with an quasi-cult on Washington’s C Street! Kevin Yoder wouldn’t blow for a breathalyzer! It’s all so shocking! Enter Jonathan Dine, a convicted felon and Libertarian candidate for Senate. Dine, who lives in Riverside, has served…