Archives: May 2009

Marijuana potency at three decade high

%{}% Not only is pot becoming more legalish, it’s becoming more potent too. On Thursday, scientists will gather in a circle to report that the tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) levels in thousands of confiscated marijuana samples have exceeded 10 percent for the first time. THC is an indicator of the potency of the pot. Back in the ’60s and through most of…

Honey bee killer found

Einstein is rumored to have said that if honey bees disappeared from Earth, humans wouldn’t last another four years. For the last couple of years, we’ve been precariously close to testing his hypothesis. Starting in 2006, honey bees would leave to gather pollen and then … poof! they’d never come back to the hive. Keepers and scientists quickly gave the…

Wine and dine during the recession

A month ago I was at a wine trade show at 801 Chop House and talked to a number of people in the industry. At first I thought they were all crazy: Everyone mentioned that they were selling more bottles than they ever had. Then they’d mention how sales were off this year. It took a distributor from New Zealand…

Tonight & Tomorrow: Demencha Magazine release parties

Who says there are no ‘zines in KC? Former Pitch contributor turned broadsheet entrepreneur Chris Milbourn is celebrating the latest issue of his hip-hop and DJ-oriented rag Demencha with two “unofficial” release parties tonight and tomorrow. Both nights feature sets from this season’s Demencha cover models: DJ Sku and Reggie B. Tuesday, May 19: Sku and Brent Tactic spin at…

Soup kitchens too fancy?

In the government’s byzantine kajillion-dollar stimulus package, around $150 million is set aside for food banks and soup kitchens. Politicians agree we can’t have people starving in America. Nobody’s really arguing against helping to feed people, but some are worried that it’s become too much of a good thing — that our nation’s homeless are becoming pampered by high-falutin’ soup…

KCTV-5 reporter Betsy Webster crashes into Town Car, cited for DUI

Kansas City’s latest newsie alleged to be driving drunk is of the live, late breaking, investigative variety. KCTV Channel 5 reporter Betsy Webster allegedly crashed her car into the back of a Lincoln Town Car on West 39th Street around 2:40 a.m. Friday, The Kansas City Star reported today. The driver of the Town Car suffered minor injuries and so…

Breakfast Buffet: Tuesday, 5/19

%{}% Working out is tough but it means no-guilt eating. That is, until you eat too much and the workout cycle starts again. A tale of karma and headache-healing powders and how throwing something randomly in your bag can pay big dividends at a hotel in the middle of the night. This celebrity chef is only 13 with his own…

Vigils for Dennis Skillicorn tonight

Dennis Skillicorn is scheduled to be executed at 12:01 tomorrow morning. Tonight, there are vigils being held around the state. Here’s a list of locations: Kansas City: 5 to 6 p.m. at J.C. Nichols Fountain on the Plaza. St. Louis: 7:30 p.m. prayer service at St. Francis Xavier Church, sponsored by the Intercommunity Justice Coordinators; 8:15 to 9 p.m. vigil…

Daily Briefs: Get rich by writing!

%{}% The Kansas City Star has this timely business article on the slow death of the independent bookstore. Timely, because I finally got all my various payday loans and car title loans paid off, thanks to God and the Amazon Kindle. With my new clean slate and slightly better credit rating, I’m planning to take out a loan for a…

George Brett to sports talkers: ‘F—k you. And f—k them.’

You never know what’s going to come out of notorious oversharer George Brett’s mouth. NBC Action News got an earful when the Royals legend got that crazy look in his eye at a charity golf tournament. This wasn’t the fun-loving, pants-crapping Brett. This was a pine-tar-angry Brett, and he will not stand for your criticism of Royals manager Trey Hillman…

Killa City: KCMO homicide No. 43

A 31-year-old man was fatally stabbed in the 400 block of West 87th Place Monday around 11 p.m. View Larger Map Witnesses told police that the stabbing victim was arguing with his ex-girlfriend and another man over the custody of a child when he was stabbed. The victim was taken to a local hospital where he died. The man’s ex-girlfriend…

Strum and Twang: A Look at What’s New in Country’s Top 10

Here’s a whole mess of clichés coming together, which is appropriate since we’re talking country radio, where the clichés are revered and preserved like Jurassic Park brontosaurs. First, take the old line about how country stardom is for folks who couldn’t make it in rock and roll. Then, try on the myth that few people bought Velvet Underground records but…

Studies in Crap Unveils Picture Stories of the Sex Life of Man and Woman

Your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from area basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power. Picture Stories of the Sex Life of Man and Woman Author: Dr. David H. Keller, “America’s most consulted sexologist” Publisher: Cadillac Publishing Company, New York Date: 1941 Discovered…

New Chrissy Murderbot releases and free Norrit remix MP3

It’s been well over a year since Chrissy Murderbot moved from KC to Chicago, but his two new records look and sound so good, how can we not claim him? The DJ and producer behind the Ssion’s Sleazetone label is preparing to drop a 12-inch and an EP. The single is out now on emusic and features the M-bot cut…

Kansas City sports stay losing

%{}% %{}%Kansas City may have a major league city reputation, but we’re big time losers on the field. The jerks at Toronto Star ranked 37 North American cities by the winning percentages of their pro sports franchises (each city had to have at least two teams) since 2000. Kansas City placed a pathetic No. 36, way behind tenth-ranked St. Louis….

Be even lazier this spring

One of the biggest barbecuing and grilling holidays is only a week away! The more adventurous people have no doubt started to clean their grills, buy charcoal and plan a menu. I say, why bother? With the Blue Ember iQue you can (to borrow Ron Popeil’s phrase) fix it and forget it. The Blue Ember iQue comes equipped with a…