Home Improvement
Read the Time-Life build-your-own-mansion-out-of-Popsicle-sticks series. Ask Martha Stewart — during visitation hours — for her advice in exchange for a carton of Pall Malls. Slip a roofie in Bob Vila’s mojito and have your way with his brain. They’ll tell you. The foundation is the most important thing. You dig the hole. Level the ground. Pour the cement. Let it…
