A Little Pick-Me-Up
Wow. We thought our FM (freak magnet) powers were strong, but after reading your entries in our Worst/Cheesiest Pickup Line Contest, we realize that we’ve somehow navigated the seamy underbelly of KC nightlife relatively unscathed. For that, we’re eminently thankful. The entries fell into four categories. There’s the Standard Prosaic, a line so clichéd that its utterer must be mocked…