Your chance at food immortality

It’s time to take your place among the greats. Many of us have always wanted to hold a Guinness World Record — but a lot of those require some amount of training and the proper certification from Guinness.

Enter The Universal Record Database, which bills itself as “the definitive site for human achievement.” It’s essentially a combination of Wikipedia and the Guinness World Record system, wherein people can submit feats of gustatory (or general) stupidity.