You’ll pry those free refills from my sweaty, fat fingers

I share only one true quality with my dog. You can put down any size glass in front of us and we will drink until it is empty. One of us will then make horrible retching noises while rolling around on the carpet under the ottoman.

And so when I hear that free refills could be heading the way of limited edition Shrek glasses, that gets my heart in a tizzy. The Consumerist brings news of an Italian beef shop in Tucson, Arizona (this is where trends start people, in out of the way places like Tucson and Forks, Washington), that has downscaled unlimited refills to only one refill because of “the rising cost of syrup.”