You know what today is don’t you?

Aww dudes, you’re never going to guess what time today I originally

planned to put up this post. Wait for it — 4:20!!!

Yes, today you can be certain that the smell wafting from your neighbor’s apartment is what you think it is as stoners celebrate the second most annoying made-up holiday. (Valentine’s still first.)

To anyone busted for pot today, I have no sympathy. But I do have news.