You don’t have to play hard to get, In-N-Out

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I don’t know if you’re worried about being rejected. Or if you’ve been burnt by a bad municipality in the past. But the truth is, In-N-Out, you don’t have to play hard to get with Kansas City.

I get that you don’t want to come right out and say you’re moving here. That’s probably why Jeff Russell, your real-estate manager, told the Fort Worth Star-Telegram that a potential regional distribution center “would support expansion into Texas and possibly into neighboring states.”

But we’re about as easy a burger-eating town as you’re going to find. We don’t want frills. We don’t want gimmicks. We just want a proper burger, the way you’ve been making them for more than 60 years.