Who’s been your weirdest, unintentional dining companion?

The odds of you dining with a mariachi band outside a Mexican restaurant are probably not that great, but apparently it can happen.

The most surreal meal I’ve had involved three booths of rodeo clowns in full makeup and dress. It was the week of the American Royal, and they, too, wanted a hamburger at Winstead’s.
Who’s been your weirdest, unintentional dining companion?