Where do you take a 16-year-old girl for her birthday?

Yes, Fat City readers, someone — Mike in Prairie Village — sent an e-mail asking me where a large group of adults could take a teenager and two of her friends for a “Sweet Sixteen” dinner gathering — this Sunday.

I can tell you that if I were desperately looking for the answer to this question, the last person I might ask would be me. I wasn’t even around for my own younger sister’s “Sweet Sixteen” party (and she’s never forgiven me, either), and it’s not like I sit around and watch the Disney Channel for creative inspiration … or anything else.