Where am I eating?

Buffet madness! |
Have you ever wandered through a buffet line, taken a little of this and a little of that and returned to your table, then looked down at the plate and thought, “What is all this crap?”
That’s sort of the reaction I had to this plate, which includes (but is not limited to) biscuits and gravy, vegetable lasagna, pizza, corned beef hash, a cinnamon roll, a potato pancake (and not a good one), a piece of barbecued chicken, bacon and scrambled eggs.
What restaurant was serving this array of edibles? The winner gets to split a packet of Alka Seltzer with me…