What’s the greatest dip of all time?

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• Red bean dip? I’m onboard.

I am dip agnostic. Or perhaps a better term is dip opportunistic. I’m always in love with the next open dip in a bowl. I like classy dips, such as crab dip, or something best paired with a Miller High Life, like Hormel chili and Velveeta. Spinach and artichoke dip is arguably the most ubiquitous option and can be a very different experience whether it’s being served at Outback Steakhouse or at a cocktail party off Ward Parkway.

I believe I’m an equal opportunity dipper because I haven’t yet found the one bowl to rule them all. That said, what’s the greatest dip of all time?