What would you slather on an Anthony Weiner wiener?

Enough already with New York Rep. Anthony Weiner’s swollen sausage! The Internet is practically engorged with Weiner news since the notorious Andrew Breitbart accidently released the now-infamous Twitter photo of the disturbed Dem’s ding dong (pretty fuzzy, but still maybe NSFW).

Yes, we can all agree that Weiner — pronounced the same way as an Oscar Mayer frankfurter but spelled differently — has gotten a lot more than his 15 minutes of infamy after getting caught with his pants down. At least one hot-dog stand — including this one in Brooklyn — is cashing in on the Weiner scandal. So, doggone it, let’s whip out some local suggestions for a namesake hot frank that would excite the exhibitionist in all of us!