What if you had to live in one restaurant for the rest of your life?

Given the bizarre news out of Augusta, Georgia, that a man was found living on the roof of a Waffle House, I naturally began to think about what restaurant I would want to come home to at night. I think I could easily rule out Waffle House. Because as James Mayle told UPI.com:

“No, you never expect anything like this, a person on top of the roof at a Waffle House? No, never that,” Mayle said.

While you don’t have to live on the roof, or at any waffle or pancake-slinging joint (I’m looking at you, IHOP and Bojangles), the question still remains. If you had to live in one restaurant for the rest of your life, which one would it be?