What if hobbits were actually dining at Denny’s?

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It wasn’t just one ring to rule them all. It was an onion ring — a fact the Hobbits were soon to discover on their way through the ramparts of Kansas City.

“What about breakfast?” whines Pippin, his foot drumming a beat against the back of the driver’s seat.

“You’ve already had it,” Aragorn replies, gripping the steering wheel with white knuckles.

“We’ve had one, yes. What about second breakfast?” says Pippin.

“Are you all expecting a second breakfast?” Aragorn asks.

Pippin and Frodo shout their acknowledgment while Gimli bangs the handle of his ax against the restraints of his child seat. Aragon sighs and wheels his Datsun into the parking lot of the Denny’s on Broadway. Mordor will have to wait.

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