Top five food innovations for the lazy

For those who feel that the act of chewing is too much effort, we anti-celebrate the top five food innovations for the laziest among us.

5. The self-stirring mug. Is lifting a spoon getting you down in the morning? Let the self-stirring mug do the work for you via a rotating part in the base of the cup that creates a small tornado. Nobody should have to mix in their own creamer.  

4. The secret to being an eating champion. Apparently, there is none. Professional eater Crazy Legs Conti offered his advice on how to win an eating contest to Wired this month. It doesn’t involve extensive training, just picking a food you like and avoiding throwing up.