Too much self-esteem? Gordon Ramsey can help

To get yelled at by Gordon Ramsey used to require being an incompetent chef or an overly proud restaurant owner, or talking back to him. But now, through the powers of the Internet, Gordon Ramsey will swear at you.

Not just anyone — you! No, he won’t say your name but he will call you “bloody stupid,” tell you to “fuck off” and ask you “when are you going to fucking shut up. I’ve had enough now! Stop lying to me!”

The tirades are courtesy of Gordon Ramsey Swears at You. Just press the red button in the middle of Ramsey’s head and he unleashes a fury of curse words that would make Howard Stern blush.

In a recent show, the British chef was clocked as saying some variation of “fuck” 115 times in 40 minutes. At one point he used the word 30 times in two minutes.

Headphones are definitely recommended for those of you in cubicles.