Those who drank Jell-O shots in college can now graduate to wobbly wine

Jell-O shots sadly get left behind in college, along with punch bowls of indeterminate alcohol strength and knocking on the wrong doors in search of your bed. Perhaps there is a causal connection among all three. 

Occasionally Jell-O shots get trotted out for a retro party, but they’re a novelty, like a fruit beer or cake shaped like a football field. But wobbly wine? Wine-flavored gelatin sounds like a concept you could sell to the missus.