The Twist defeats the Long John in doughnut-to-doughnut combat

Since we will now all be on the Twinkie Diet, this week’s battle was about determining which doughnut should get top billing in the pastry case (and your stomach). In the past four hours, I have consumed close to 20 inches of doughnuts — all in the name of science. 

I’m starting to believe we could power a car on glaze. And if that’s not the case, I’ll just put a bit in my teeth and pull your car for you on your commute home. Before the inevitable sugar crash, let’s get into whether the Twist or Long John should be the featured doughnut in your new diet.