The top five things a fast food receipt should say

A man orders a Double Whopper with cheese, onion rings and a small drink. He pays. He looks down at his receipt. He then notices that his receipt has a two-word printed message, “F*ck You.” The Internet goes crazy.

Offensive messages on receipts are old hat. (The Consumerist has a collection of horror stories from the past few years.) It would be much more interesting if receipts instead gave us a bit of insight into the machinations behind the drive-through. As such, here are the top five things a fast food receipt should say.