The top five phallic dishes in Kansas City

Now that Fat City has been made aware of a new, honey-flavored  Mexican beer, Purple Hand Beer, that will be marketed to gay consumers, we’re thinking of the best possible savory dishes to accompany the beverage. Salty foods, like sausages or peppery taquitos, come to mind. And if these dishes resemble one of Kansas City’s most iconic landmarks, so much the better.