The top five gay foods
| The banana: under protest from the Westboro Baptist Church. |
Warning: The consumption of these five foods is not guaranteed to turn a heterosexual into a homosexual. Unlike, of course, those other cultural phenomena known to do just that, like listening to Barbra Streisand albums, watching a Will & Grace marathon, attending Gay Pride festivals (and sporting a tasteful rainbow flag pin) or unwittingly signing up for The Homosexual Agenda.
But what makes these foods gay?
