The top 5 bands we’d like to see new albums from, and the weird shit we would buy to pay for it

Last week, we posted about how Gang of Four was selling vials of band members’ blood and VIP helicopter rides to pay for the recording of its comeback album.
It got us thinking: What are some other divorced bands for whom we’d participate in funding another record? And what kinds of limited-edition items would we demand?
We put together a list of five bands, plus some suggestions for shit they could auction off to fanatics.