The SlobStopper ensures our transition back to infancy will be a clean one

Pride will clearly take a backseat on this one. The SlobStopper is the latest Internet commercial craze that you’ll hear about if you haven’t already.

It’s two pieces of polyurethane stitched together (for just $14.95, plus shipping and handling), “absorbent on one side and waterproof on the other.” It’s available in blue, green or black. It’s also an adult bib.

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